


So, Global Problem #7: No Action Figures for Grown-ups (Mine looked like a butterfly that had met with the wrong end of a windshield) Once put together, they have a seemingly infinite amount of poses and movements, and can be disassembled at a whim. You have to assemble them when they first show up by snapping out their limbs from plastic sheets and figuring out how they go together. Stikfas, on the other hand, have tons of little parts. No, they're more like wax statues of boringness and dullitude. These days, action figures have no action, in case little children want to have fun by jamming plastic arms down their throats. A quick Google search will help track down pictures, but here's the gist of why they're cool: they move. (insert your own symbol above the "e" if you choose to)Īnyway, the present they got for me and my twin were grown-up action figures called Stikfas. Wonderful people, yes, but presents are not their forte of choice. Max and Susan are not known for their present-giving abilities. They wish to remain nameless, so I shall make up their names: "Maxamillion Cosmo Vorchestian Sr." and "Susan". This past Friday, I finally recieved my 20th birthday present from two good friends of mine.
